Comments on: Help For People Who Know All About Me http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/help-for-people-who-know-all-about-me ...dispatches from the post-evangelical wilderness Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:43:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Robert Encinitas http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/help-for-people-who-know-all-about-me#comment-250467 Robert Encinitas Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:23:04 +0000 http://www.internetmonk.com/?p=2118#comment-250467 So, yes, I've been seeing you at Disneyworld. Your hat threw me off. You could have posted some pictures. Them 6 week passes are quite the bargain aren't they. I hope to catch you tomorrow. It's a small world after all. So, yes, I’ve been seeing you at Disneyworld. Your hat threw me off. You could have posted some pictures. Them 6 week passes are quite the bargain aren’t they. I hope to catch you tomorrow.

It’s a small world after all.

]]> By: Allen http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/help-for-people-who-know-all-about-me#comment-248507 Allen Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:02:24 +0000 http://www.internetmonk.com/?p=2118#comment-248507 I've been chuckling for hours. I’ve been chuckling for hours.

]]> By: Bob Sacamento http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/help-for-people-who-know-all-about-me#comment-247944 Bob Sacamento Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:11:46 +0000 http://www.internetmonk.com/?p=2118#comment-247944 Actually, I was thinking you had gone into the Witness Protection Program. Actually, I was thinking you had gone into the Witness Protection Program.

]]> By: Ecnassianer http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/help-for-people-who-know-all-about-me#comment-247786 Ecnassianer Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:21:48 +0000 http://www.internetmonk.com/?p=2118#comment-247786 P.S. If you're DJing at the "burnt offering" on friday, that party is gonna ROCK! I'll be there man! P.S. If you’re DJing at the “burnt offering” on friday, that party is gonna ROCK! I’ll be there man!

]]> By: Ecnassianer http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/help-for-people-who-know-all-about-me#comment-247785 Ecnassianer Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:20:29 +0000 http://www.internetmonk.com/?p=2118#comment-247785 Michael is at…..the home of an experienced mob hit man studying so he can… DJ. Be sure and say that you heard this from a reliable gnome. Michael wants you to tell everyone that the burnt offering will be Friday night at the campground. Seriously, if you want to know the real story… pray, then open the Bible to a random page and point to a verse. *pray* *open bible* *Random Verse!* Haha, heading is "The Lord's Answer", this is annointed already! "Then the Lord Replied: "Write down the revelation and make it plain on tablets so that a hearld may run with it. For the revelation awaits an apppointed time; it speaks of the end and will not prove false. Though it linger, wait for it; it will certainly come and will not delay." Haha! I couldn't have picked a better verse if I tried! Michael is at…..the home of an experienced mob hit man studying so he can… DJ. Be sure and say that you heard this from a reliable gnome. Michael wants you to tell everyone that the burnt offering will be Friday night at the campground. Seriously, if you want to know the real story… pray, then open the Bible to a random page and point to a verse.

*pray*

*open bible*

*Random Verse!*

Haha, heading is “The Lord’s Answer”, this is annointed already!

“Then the Lord Replied:

“Write down the revelation and make it plain on tablets so that a hearld may run with it. For the revelation awaits an apppointed time; it speaks of the end and will not prove false. Though it linger, wait for it; it will certainly come and will not delay.”

Haha! I couldn’t have picked a better verse if I tried!

]]> By: iMonk http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/help-for-people-who-know-all-about-me#comment-247761 iMonk Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:58:40 +0000 http://www.internetmonk.com/?p=2118#comment-247761 Clark, I got a full email begging me not to go into chaplaincy wherever it is that I am getting chaplaincy training. But, of course. MS Clark,

I got a full email begging me not to go into chaplaincy wherever it is that I am getting chaplaincy training.

But, of course.

MS

]]> By: A. R. Pritchett http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/help-for-people-who-know-all-about-me#comment-247757 A. R. Pritchett Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:51:31 +0000 http://www.internetmonk.com/?p=2118#comment-247757 A still, small voice told me that Todd Bentley hit you in the face with a rattlesnake to heal you from small pox, but I don't think it's true because I don't have a peace about it. A still, small voice told me that Todd Bentley hit you in the face with a rattlesnake to heal you from small pox, but I don’t think it’s true because I don’t have a peace about it.

]]> By: Clark http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/help-for-people-who-know-all-about-me#comment-247717 Clark Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:15:08 +0000 http://www.internetmonk.com/?p=2118#comment-247717 You're in a great mood, unusually witty, so I take that everything is well and you're having a great time. It must be working. BTW, everyone here thinks you're dead. You’re in a great mood, unusually witty, so I take that everything is well and you’re having a great time. It must be working.

BTW, everyone here thinks you’re dead.

]]> By: Rob http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/help-for-people-who-know-all-about-me#comment-247653 Rob Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:29:32 +0000 http://www.internetmonk.com/?p=2118#comment-247653 Get the White Album. Get the White Album.

]]> By: Rob http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/help-for-people-who-know-all-about-me#comment-247652 Rob Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:28:28 +0000 http://www.internetmonk.com/?p=2118#comment-247652 Paul is dead but John is alive. Don't you read good Christian (fiction) literature? Paul is dead but John is alive.
Don’t you read good Christian (fiction) literature?

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