From the you couldn’t possibly make this stuff up in a million years department, today we refer you to:
At Ed Young’s new site, PastorFashion.com, you can learn that he wears Spanx, that wearing Spanx can give you gas (but better posture), and that those who are “clothed in Christ” should be clothed in fashionable, trend-setting styles too.
There’s a rumor out there that this is a joke. Please, God, let it be.
Here’s the scoop, right from the celebrity pastor’s mouth:
Pastors aren’t typically known for their fashion. Most people don’t think of the runway leading up to the pulpit. But why not?! Why can’t the men and women of God set the standard for the rest of the world in fashion as well as faith? That’s why we’re launching PastorFashion.com. We want to set the trends.
…We’re not trying to be like the world…we just want to be fashionable while we try to change it!
Maybe if enough of us petition the site, we can have him model the right jammies to wear for our Sexperiments.
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As for me, I wanna look like these guys some day…